# Krysta Kapowski
A [[Southland Tales - Characters|Character from Southland Tales]].
| Attributes | |
| --------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Name | Krysta Kapowski |
| Alter Egos | Krysta Now |
| 2005 Draft Name | (same) |
| Age | 26 |
| Actor | Sarah Michelle Geller |
| Profession | Former Porn Star, Psychic, Script Writer, Singer, Talk Show Host, Businesswoman |
| Affiliations | [[Neo-Marxists]] (loosely) |
| Siblings | [[Shoshana]] |
| Lovers | [[Boxer]] |
Krysta is what happens when a valley girl gains psychic powers. She flips between clueless and brooding intuition.
- Hired by [[Baron]] to retrieve [[Boxer]] from the Nevada desert outside of [[Lake Mead]]
- Conspires with [[Cyndi]] to use images of her with [[Boxer]] to blackmail [[Bobby]]
- Steals the murder tape from [[Zora]] thinking it is the video of her and [[Boxer]]
# Prequel Saga
[[Krysta]] was the original author of [[The Power]], she hadn't even met [[Boxer]] yet when she wrote it. It was written after her spiritual experience meeting the Great Serpent on Flight XXX (FIXME) when [[Exx]] doses her with [[Fluid Karma]] and puts her under hypnosis while [[Katarina]] reads her the Book of Revelation in the hopes of gaining insight in the final few days before the apocalypse.
Krysta convinces an amnesiac [[Boxer]] that they had been working together on a screenplay and to continue working on the film when they get back to LA. While he does make changes to the screenplay later on, his contributions are likely minimal.
# ARG
Found on the (long defunct) Krysta Now website:
```
Shape without form.
Shade without color.
Paralysed force.
Gesture without motion.
We are the hollow women... the stuffed women.
Violent souls... tortured spirits.
Our dried voices, when whispered together...
Are quiet and meaningless as wind in dry grass.
Remember us... for it is a new day.
A new dawn.
The time is now.
I'm Krysta.
Krysta Now.
Join us for an in depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today.
Issues like terrorism.
Civil rights.
Education.
Crime.
Poverty.
Abortion.
Quantum teleportation.
Teen horniness.
War.
For this... this is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a whimper... but with a bang.
```
# IRL
Geller herself sang the song *Teen Horniness is not a Crime*, as indicated not just by interviews, but also by the credited vocal coach.
# References
- https://web.archive.org/web/20080813124147/http://www.krysta-now.com/index2.html
- https://genius.com/Sarah-michelle-gellar-teen-horniness-is-not-a-crime-lyrics