## 2025-05-26 It starts off with introducing the killer and boy is he fuckin spooky. Then we have this highly intuitive FBI agent. She’s perfect for this case. We learn more about long legs and he has all the notes of a great movie killer. Creepy name, killing for years and still active. Impossible crime scenes that don’t make sense and he even leaves coded notes to boot, this is gonna be great! But then, it’s kinda like we the audience find ourselves written into a corner and have to change course. Here’s a creepy doll!!! And in that doll is a ball that sends people telepathic messages?….Anyway. Turns out this mysterious killer you assigned me to find? Yeah, I met him when I was a kid. What a coincidence huh? Oh and not only that, I have a picture. Totally forgot about it. Anyway here it is. Oh! And one more thing! We’re gonna find this out later in the movie but I’ll just say it now, HE LIVED IN MY FUCKIN BASEMENT! And his car was parked in the car port? Seemingly for my entire young life? And I never questioned it even though my mom was single? Anyway, we should start a manhunt. This is probably gonna take a while. 10 seconds later…. FOUND HIM! At a bus stop, even though he has a car. Anyway let’s chat. Hey, audience, if you’re starting to question some of the plot contrivances so far, you can stop, cuz there’s a paranormal element at play here so your logic is null and void. Oh and btw that paranormal element is straight up the devil himself. Confused about how these murders were done? Don’t worry, we’re gonna show you, but by the end of this explanation you still won’t really understand. And even though we killed him 15 min earlier, we’re gonna end on nic cage again cuz that’s what y’all came here for. THE END.