# zone 2 tripping to party
today's holovmail arrived with a lousy hi rez low orbital satellite image of the three separate bus routes swanson's got to take
thin tall empty faced moss stained northern houses slide past as though on an airport people mover
mike lives there / there's jill's place / hey look gene's pad
must remember to give them orloff's message
wait there's mikes house again we're in a strange loop
we could do with a large chips and curry sauce
quote: tomorrow we'll probably bring about deconstruction of your tiny artificial world
this will no doubt be due to messing around with complicated and dangerous intradimensional teleportation tech
the kind borrowed from ancient near future aliens currently residing down on level d82 of bsz hypercorporation's secret underground research base
tomorrow we may or may not also sing in paradise above the smoking ruins of your virtualized mega cities
but tonight tonight tonight we'd like to think of one person
a loner a fellow researcher without name or country
someone we respect because they've little in common with you
no not those soulless turgid bunch of plastic biosynth arts mothers over at arch hypercorporate rivals loftleader industries
that person is so we remotely imagine our elf
this damp social evening we shall meditate upon the near future retro 80s
even with these mad lads there's always some unspoken assumption
some unspoken certain level of seriousness or depth which must never be crossed
we hardly ever talk about sokalled personal stuff
which is horse pucky but still
even when we infrequently do there's such air of intense unnecessary privacy and fragile introspection / reverence
as though whispering about andor around certain unmentionable matters inside the steeped angular neo mayan walls of a hyperfuturistic bioelectronic retro 80's videocult of / from the near future now
then like a single cheap chrome plated minute after all the serious stuff has been aired to a singular listener there's such a sense of outpouring relief we can only follow it up by talking total hairy black orc cobblers for the rest of the faded western desert evening
as though what was said before was so foul by dint of its seriousness and personal nature it must be immediately neutralized and made safe and nice
the vapid utterlessness of our shallowness feels akin to the meniscus a on tall sophisticated drink held by some drastically skinny rich bird in bar shaped like dead nun's lido
heck of way to lie / live / liff but we'll do it every time
chemical autosax with a blind mechanical shark
so there's old swanny singing on the bus singing every researcher crazy for a sharp dressed geek
crawling up the north face of a silent hill on the time dusty outskirts of a neon clad town on another happening yet predictably alienated saturday evening
currently sporting the least sweaty clothes they own as some fool had forgotten to take their washing out of the drum
thankfully some thankfully nameless turgid business studies munt had dumped their washing on the filthy floor next to the machine
thanks mate you froofy cow lick haired slime surface
wait next your next biocomputational washday cycle
one may find several permanent ink cartridges squeezed into their soap dispenser tray
according to henry such punk shenanigans are a classic oldskool wizzard wheeze on campus
now strolling up the road to johnathan santiago's place they see several saggy balloons tied to the handle of the front door
students out there look bored but are no doubt waiting for the first opportunity to get stuck into heavy discursive student social monkey intercourse
swanson hi this jonathan santiago's party
some ikea couple stares at them like they're to drop off the pizza er yes they say
as in like who exactly invited whatever it is you are
swanson ignoring the smug tone replies goodie gumdrops
the front door opens and a large amerikan dude with bright beige hair says hi yall come on in
so the evening starts to unfold with tedious predictability akin to generic 80's daytime usa television drama
in short everyone's here warm safe and polite and zero decent music gets played all evening
a mere hour in and swanson feels like lightly crippling this skinny muscle free air breather from france to their immediate left
dancing like their dad to the fetid lukewarm uk university student audio stench of abba
the joke's over friendo liking abba was never funny or clever
you utter skeleton warrior
enough says swanson finally pushing past this weak researcher
taking off their twelve inch abba vomit they casually luzz it in a corner
they stick on some best of lice instead enjoying another suburban family mourning
lucky for the head feeder they don't say squat about the welcome change
even though the father of the drummer in the band was a fully ideologically paid company man or something
huh the lice apt name for a band who's lead would get angry when accused of cultural appropriation
feeling as if they're somehow an authentic reggae musician from another mother
pffft yeah right oh pale talent challenged solo album crooner whizz right off back to lite town
skinny student researchers in appealing outfits hug sofas and talk about shopping
nibbling tiny dabs of thai lemon and peanut chicken curry with organic seemingly fair trade basmati rice
outside swanson starts chatting to the yank with beige hair who immediately proceeds to inform them about the entire mainstream underground culture history of northern kalifornia
how they once used to quote romp with zappa's daughter for two years
swanson finds this researcher and their particularly style of big science ok as they're generous with the cancerette sticks
apparently this comes from once being barman in a famous strip joint or so they say
meanwhile the rare intelligent beauty continues to systematically ignore swanson all evening
at some point they see swanson and smiles awkwardly as though in a rush to the bog
yo what's up with the sudden freeze cruella your one who invited us here
yet the beauty ends up spending the whole evening chatting to some student stick insect about kulture
a few hours pass and swanson eventually gets up saunters over and stands right next to the stick
the stick refuses to acknowledge swanson's attempt to get a word in edgeways
swanson in turn starts to stare right through their pointy head thousand vietnam yard style
this stare suggests they immediately stop yapping and move aside as swanson would quietly and unceremoniously enjoy twisting that empty bottlecap skull right off their o2 molecule wasting pencil neck without raising their existential pressure one bit
hateful pointless little nerk
we stare right through top of their block shaped head but they don't notice at all while the rare beauty sees we're getting angry but merely keeps on smiling
in fact the stick actively ignores the laser hot broody stare boring right into side of their bony idiot bonce mistakenly feeling we won't start something repo intense here and now among their polite starched pink myfacefake friends
odd thing apparently when someone tried riding home that evening after the party they discovered their nice new push bike now looked like a heavily armored lab mech had stomped it into a postmodem metallic art pretzel
oh what a mysterious materialist tragedy
the rare beauty meanwhile stands basking in the attention wasting everyone's time
pretending to be taking extreme interest in this watery little student digit
you however are desperate for the chance to talk to simply hang out
you then try acting cool whatever that means but all you want to do is spirit the both of you away from all this urine warm social mediocrity
you stroll off and proceed to get rapidly annoyed on lite beer eventually walking out into the garden where it's quiet
thankfully you can no longer hear summer of 69
you'd long stopped caring that adams sings me and my baby / 69
along with the party goers you end up at the beauty's house which was the original plan
you all sleep in various spare rooms of their vast rented student accommodation cube in the center of town
you start to watch until the end of the white world on holographic widescreen but fall asleep
come morning you quickly grab a large data dump and a shower before everyone else
for breakfast the rare beauty feeds you all hot buttered toast and hot black coffee
some smoke their last hex cigarette from crumpled packets and the stink and the bitter coffee twists and churns your stomach
you then all go swimming at the local leisure center hypercomplex
an existential daymare it turns out a quick blue existential survey of the daily poverty of your alienated existence
another one of their endless friends gives you a lift up to the complex which feels located deep in the wellness industry mountains
you don't even remember bringing your swimming trunks but a pal hands you a bag with your swim stuff in it
you get changed in a neon toxic orange cubicle
you try pumping up both your arms and duck by performing static tension exercises
you feel ontologically disorientated by how surreal this day's already becoming
yet lack the skills necessary to describe it in a way that truly engages the myth of the modem researcher
everyone you arrived with manages a small polite belly guffaw as they watch you walk out after ten minutes of getting lost in the leisure complex maze
humiliation is often nature's way of telling your idiot space ape ego to chill
and sometimes it's chance to suggest inhuman space ape nature to get collectively neck humped on the end of a rusty mothering 40k style emperor chainslaw
your teeth grind with impotent frustration knowing those smug munts have it all so easy
thinking if only there were some way to bring them down by several sudden violet unexpected pegs
for now though you laugh along with rest of these damp cardboard universe tourists
wouldn't want to ruin the party mood now eh we mean they paid lot for these tickets
their titanic worldview
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