# venomous media lamprey
cosmic comedians who chortle only at their own yokes
whose apparently universal chuckles hinge only on acidic vulgarity
casual violets and an excess of juvenile machismo
that old routine of stupid and unfunny in yokes among mouth breathers
leaving everyone else thoroughly burnt out with the whole sad and overly loud circus
the irony of a character in a bad movie playing in their skull on repeat
someone with an unceasing penchant for elf mythologizing outsider status
while in no way out of step with extremely main sewage stream tastes
to avoid such lampreys if possible dear researchers
or at least learn how to regularly pry them off one's back or interweb underbelly
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