# two coins of dissimilar metals thanks to pioneering research by fellow researcher dr orloff krankenwagen at the university of the post industrial north there's only one way to defeat the islington lemon ultimate symbol of modem super bureaucracy instantly convert it into a cheap battery through direct martial insertion of two coins the resulting current then energizes what orloff terms the proletarian magic roundabout which incidentally plays oh tannenbaum as it wheels around in spontaneous post working class joy few in endland however have ever managed to defeat the lemon let alone successfully power a real social revolution this is due to near instant deff by terminal bordom via exposure to the lemon's legion of desk based rubber stamp trees an intense sense of atomizing existential dryness in it's head office with the horrible nfr70's beige carpeting turns out the lemon's arch nemesis came pretty close recently so all hail the lucid lime // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]