# to consider knob halibuts apparently one of the funniest yokes in scene often manifests locally while drunk on cheap tequila at wastey parties full of bland nerds spitting loose jive about whatever commonly discussed in the same breath with the notion of the legendary two headed joint which gets you twice as as high good grief in actuality the pseudo concept of knob halibuts is designed to injure student toners by helping them guffaw themselves into the nearest accident and emergency ward knob halibuts are the dumb name given for spiny tropical fish that live in jungle rivers and allegedly that is don't swim up one's negatively surprised length / hole though elvis knows why apparently their backwards facing spines prevent untimely andor panicked withdrawal in which merely speaking the scenic name given to such an experience induces uncontrollable dim chuckle fits in one's fellow student toners however halibutation as a term also symbolically implies laughing far too much while getting existentially done over at one's expense probably though wasting precious time a brain dead hyena chortling at stupid arts fawning student concerns over apparently infinite jests // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]