# tender meat blobs living intestinal entity consisting of leftover meta gristle bone brain tissue also sawdust as well as other popular unidentifiable yet savory fillers one meatblob resides in every lower stomach of male identifying researchers from endland who wear oversized football tshirts during human made climate disaster summer studies show these blobs take years to develop but once they grow to a substantial size stay for good and are only removable by drastic surgical means meatblobs are often reliable indicators that owner will end up voting against staying in the european union due to systemic xenophobia ingrained racism and generalized / repeated atac voting ignorance not to poke one's meatblob from down under with a hb pencil is bad advice well know to uk citizens by the time they're in their twenties meatblobs act as a physical ballast for researchers of sokalled englishness who give daily thanks to it providing them with emotional grounding needed in such a crazy age as say that of big science meatblobs are a close personal friend that picks up emotions of its host intestino psychically they are often prone to exploding aggressively when prodded so sticking a pencil up one's gross stinking scientific uranus in attempt to remove one is often unsound non philosophical advice just ask elvischrist themselves // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]