# steel faced ram
arch rival of the white ninja
although possibly also their summonable spirit animal warrior champion
over seven foot tall and covered in super dense greasy white fur the ram has a handsome angular farmyard head with a nose ring and snorts burning hot steam
with it's ruby red eyes which glow in advanced darkness it is a formidable martial opponent and all but invulnerable to anything but magic swords
their relationship is tenuous indeed however as they've both been searching for mysterious tome of ninja power the jakka i for many years down many bizarre paths
the steel faced ram has the magic phrase garam masala engraved on the left cheek of it's completely solid steel skull
it is only this which allows the white ninja to barely control it when being summoned
after easily dispatching mid to lower upper level tier martial bosses the ram sometimes turns against the white ninja who by this point often has barely regained enough internal chi strength to fend it off
it's all very complex no doubt and probably will not be satisfactorily untangled in the forthcoming animated and hopefully non cell shaded series
// [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]