# smart crab management wow in which smart internets video people catch many crabs with super creative deep hole bamboo crab traps researcher henry swanson watching on lab monitor: ok fine carry on an awkward pause then occurs during which the captured crabs do nothing but blow bubbles henry and the crabs stare at each other and henry sighs: what do you want from me both parties caught in the same ontological psychostate of global videographic simulation // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]