# scenes from penny farthing east the husblands are playing pool in their tight gym shorts the wives meanwhile wear slinky new dresses recently brought for them neither could have suspected scenes of their smoking illicit suburban romance would make it to the local pirate cable station belonging to the typically insane priest who ran their whitewashed gated suburban community from inside an inverted black pagoda dimensionally hidden inside their own skull this particular hyperkult uses a secret video network of mnemonic windup mutant kamikaze hunchback shinobi and christmas beachball toads to hunt down antisocial sub verses few could of imagined their entire lives were little but a thin electronic sham a tepid simulation of daily life spinning out of the myth of control so welcome to penny farthing east dear researcher where citizens imagine the abandonment of traditional roles and filial duties have produced successive generations who are bitter about and combative with their elders conflicts real or imagined relationships as well as glancing gestures of passive aggression across formica kitchen tables of morning creating even more confusing rage culture in which many families are less likely to produce mentally healthy or emotionally functional prosumers of mainstream underground pop culture of irresponsible hedonism and promiscuous celebrity worship filling this suburban conceptual landscape negatively influencing the impressionable a community whose morals and religious life have been too weak to be influential or completely absent due to a lack of random hex color values let us as a unified community of isolated consumer fragments therefore come together and quietly burn out the immoral and unholy researcher henry swanson listens in to this bug eyed nonsense through the underground wires shakes their heavy handsome head and laughs preparing a silent electric stealth data ninja microlight to escape /back to the near future retro 80s only thing is the various parts making up the microlight are bizarrely scattered throughout the labyrinthine suburban community and swanson needs to assemble them before dusk when the undead attack // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]