# rest of the downtime
fellow researcher henry swanson busy at big science inside a portacabin
we feel like an oz wizard on a bad day
working in a cramped space sensing nobody knows where we're
tonight all window shades are pulled down tight
can't be too careful around here with cheap undead base security shuffling around
our electric heater is doing its tiny best at keeping us toasty
this far deep into surbase there are no holotv signals
this far down we don't even feel like re reading tmr the mighty rollins
so tonight we're helping auto compile the underscore l8est oil officially incorporated literature
sorting and filtering data lost deep in astral maximum amerika in this tiny wood and tin cabin on wheels
our home is tidy except for maybe one dirty pan on the stove
earlier today we was heating our non humble dinner of delicious tomato soup
at hick slice of ready made apple and blackberry pie on the counter
in hour we'll gladly chew both along with a freshly made cup of mexican coffee
after we may briefly step outside to visit friends andor the endlessly chipper auto dispensing coffee machines of level d82
or we remain inside get a little markour martial movement culture going by walking tight laps in our mini house
such a workout involves taking three steps in one direction then three steps in another direction
all while following the secret dynamic connected internal chi dragon movement principles of 37 step cheng style tai chi chuan fa
greatest thing about our portable home is its association with so many wonderful intense urban hyperadventures
us and our co hypercorporation employees dr orloff and scarf ona wire tulku have been to thousands of such rooms
experienced hundreds of cosmic scale shinobi tourist escapades together
through these windows we've seen lakes and streams of alien planet life blood
mountain peaks of spectral fire along with deaders shufflers tar men even few hardcore giant super blues
tomorrow we'll return our deck also known as personal research computer to it's docking station
lock down the drawers and cupboards and point our temporary elf motorised home back to the silent mystic spaces of the east
for this is the often violetly humdrum daily life of a big scientist
a space where the blandly fantastic and horrifyingly bland are made ubiquitous and everyday by the even daily march
that of 80's neon tinged timelessness / lofi retro 80's crt scan lines
simple filled poly gonal graphics made by real artists using less time for more pay
it's taken us while to find a partner in suburban love 7665 earth days in fact
not that we was even trying until we met and started going out
before it was only noticing soft warm researchers in the middle distance
repeatedly finding this scientific student body jerking
alone in cold blue rooms of nowhere
bright soft pictures pasted on inside of a thick animal skull
but now this was real or at least different
there was once a humalien with heavy rising arrogance
we adored them for three silent awkward and confused years
one day they said let's go to jean michel jarre's docklands concert together
daddy dear will pay for us both
do we go to the concert do we heck part of us senses this would be the best thing to do
yet the rest of this idiot brain is still unsure about everything
shame though we heard it was a great gig
a week after the concert we go to party of theirs still too choked by shyness to say a word
especially with all their dumb smug hole friends staring and giggling
thing is by the end of party our fresh love had enough of waiting for mr too shy shy to say or do anything
they quickly end up snogging some random curly haired punk from the year above in the gap under their stairs
we accidentally catch them at it and immediately feel the burning faced need to leave
their faces mashing together right in ours
several of their friends look on at this lurid spectacle and smirk
oh to depart alone into the raging night in an acute sudden measure of hyperviolent jealousy
something never experienced before but which now felt like hot deff
for touching our first fresh love we want to crush that curly basket with silent stony hands of secret internal chinese kung fu deff
the very next monday mourning we broke up not that we were ever officially an item
they bawled their eyes out as though having recently lost a lover to a wild gardening accident
everyone in class stared in shock and wanted to know why we were being so awful
as usual all their snotty super friends were listening in with ignorance and automated judgement
we however were too much of a gentleman to inform them of our love's recent emotional tryst with mr curly under the party stairs
no their arthole friends make us feel precisely like the jerk we were
swanson update: we should have apologized
researchers often conveniently forget the universe's ways of reminding them all is vanity
one should humble elf before reality because from the outset one doesn't know jack
credible to think how much one can wing it for years on end until the crash
until caught alone again in a cold dark lab corner
the rest of the drawn out year was permanently grey and emotionally overcast
our tender pendulous blossoming researcher would occasionally half smile at us in awkward silence from the far side of the corridor as we passed on our way to separate lab classes
oh that close unbridgeable distance was quietly heartbreaking
and we never once spoke to each other again
dear friend we're sorry we'd of have gladly been your dented plastic toy
cared for your needs with warm silent tenderness
you don't need any big scientist's permission to snog rando idiots under the stairs at your own party
that curly little stain with his filthy monkey tongue down your throat only remembers your vague half sugar melon memories
but not your name
or who you're a beautiful kind human being
if you were frustrated with what you considered was our lack of charging scientific vigor you should of gently informed us
instead of instantly going with must of been your willing backup choice from the outset
we mean heck you were the one who invited them
there i go again acting the arthole
never mind look forget it
truly there seems nothing as utterly useless as ancient scientific memory
digging in the dusty archives just makes one cough
eventually one mummifies absorbing too much dead time
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