# obnoxious plastic pleasantries hyper artificial and aggressively stupefied also known as headfeeders / long pigs / civilized meat / credit cards with legs / z underscore fittest high risers / elysiumites / plastic forks / air breathers / life smirkers / astral amerikans / jinzos / smoothies / synthesites / laminates / deepfakers people parodies called clay or zack or other unbelievable bs basically it's the case that you sleep while they unlive who don't want any social progress they alone just want to be first indeed that's what first implies it means being alone and apart an elite the unbearable pink tinted ceramic whiteness of soulless droids who want nothing that would stand in the way of their victory mangy robotic dogs who will submit to anyone who promises them they can make the laws last week one bumped into another of their newly made friends last night one heard them through the wall shouting i'm a dwarf i'm a dwarf greasy mouth breathing dungeon exploring nerk one couldn't agree more some bean bag assed beard weird physicist they know elvischrist what a smirking cheese stuffed bell you know like that infamous fictional actor what's his name oh yeah steven jerkoff five minutes in they half asked what your studying at university you immediately thought why are you really asking zit brain like you even care as one replied sociomedia they looked like they'd been handed a sprout green leaking nappy one had to violetly repress the urge to display internal chinese martial physics in action and peng them over the fence these obnoxious smug munts are mere stand ins for everything plastic and pathetic and ca all go get wrecked don't dare condescend to us you smug little scront i'll savage you like it was rollins 82 // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]