# npc werewolf noises sliding up to non playable characters already terrified as they sense they know about one's hidden inner werewolf the wild creature sitting hunched behind one's everyday face yet just then a loud glitchy werewolf growl plays at full volume there's peaceful medieval folk music at first but then a loud scary wolf glitch noise rapid and erratic npc movements then follow suggesting existential panic for most researchers on screen who've gfs gone full screen by mistake such animated electrified werewolves are super fast and take part in oversized ballets of super aggressive hairy lightning a midnight tornado of teeth and terrific physical expressiveness do avoid them dear researcher unless armed with free quality smoked pork herb and white pepper sausages from the cafeteria down on level d82 just don't ask when janet's on as they always refuse also find a long non conductive stick and pair of clean spiked running shoes // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]