# miranda cultivates quirky idiosyncrasy as an extreme sport dear scientist don't let the minor fact of being initially impressed overwhelm one's critical facilities their wildly acclaimed posh supermarket novel about a perimenopausal lab assistant on a private journey of erotic awakening was let's face it utterly shed sanitized ceramic white dogslop sludge guardian readers wow remember those love to tell themselves matters bathed in the kind of hollow doe eyed emptiness that enables well off designer sad people to pour their own lite meanings and vacant personalities into it without irony oh miranda stop it now science sees through such sophisticated media veils it only ever really impresses the soft and impressionable kinda like your perfectly bourgeois idiot skull // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]