# maladjusted little red barrel monkey small red smart plastic human ai monkeys with chain linkable arms who hide inside barrels they spew out in their thousands once the anti monkey barrel sealants have been breached against all good advice and common sense or the sealants corrode catastrophically one day causing much general and specific social havoc and violet mischief going ooh ooh ooh they wheel spin and jump tossing lab equipment around pressing random buttons on sensitive andor dangeous scientific equipment and generally annoying the hot whizz out of everyone inconveniently enough it turns out both barrel monkeys and anti monkey barrel sealants are manufactured by happy microstar network post modem industry leaders in synthetic hypercorporate biochaos researcher henry swanson: at least they're not those freaky artificial vent gibbon things // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]