# kung fu crocodile near future classic comic and straight to unrewound virtual vhs flick about a swamp croc called eddie nibbles popular down down at surbase when there's nothing else on channel zero eddie learns the ancient rat of internal reptile fu in order to wreck sweet revenge on group of rich orthodontists plastic surgeons and karate experts who killed their family and cynically took their skins for gaudy nightclub jackets and shoes or possibly in order to take on a roving gang of weirdevil yuppie texan land developers intent on draining eddie's ancient swamp to make way for a megamall to be honest the story seems vague and borderline when asked about this flick researchers often recall widely different plot lines anyhow eddie's father jasper jaws dies during their son's spirited defense one of the new york doctors who wacked old jasper left behind an unread copy of inside kung fu eddie picks up the magazine with stubby arms flicks through it and soon realizes their ancient reptilian martial destiny immediately sending off for a by post internal kung fu vhs course there's an amazing training montage in which eddie takes on all manner of increasingly powerful and unlikely training partners before they hunt down their family's killers on the dirty post cyberpunk streets of near future new york ii romantic hyper broody and action packed perfect for playing in the lab background on a giant wall screen with the sound off or even on // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]