# jake was never the same after the mysterious hairy mall blob incident a singular terrifying image of the seemingly abandoned mall now forever seared into their foolish skater skull they shouldn't have poked that bloated dead cat looking object floating in the algae overgrown fountain the seven foot being who slowly stood up from the rank water shadows and proceeded to chase them all over the mall until sunrise was the most terrifyingly revolting slime ridden stink form imaginable mysterious hairy mall blob incident is now doing well as an unrewound vhs title see your nearest blumquist video deep in near future retro 80's suburbia today remember researcher just get out before suburban sunset when the shutters close // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]