# idiot jest virgin astounding prats who pen the worst possible university diary entries in biocosmic existence their know it all attitude loudly professed chauvinistic literature convictions and insufferable damp star narcissism shine through example quote: we discovered the mighty jest at 16 and kept no diary that year but then we had no need of one to remind of the year we lost our virginity in celebration of this we adapted the entire text into a fifty five hour existential sports anime for our rat finals yet got expelled and became incandescent with modem tennis based rage in which modem scientists upon hearing this oh so synthetic sincerity cold puke in their mouths and aggressively arc another signed recently cough found campus copy into the nearest lab shredder researcher henry swanson: ha yeah obviously a virgin indeed you infinite staggered munt as is too apparent from this comment cursively scrawled in the luxurious margins of the pink lite artisan hardback edition one purchased specially shaolin temple punted balls to such overstuffed literary door jams the original early 60's printing of lady don't fall backwards by darcy sarto features more talent than most hollow undead tomes of spinelessly sincere narration we mean do you even lit bro // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]