# first earth researcher blue miracle of getting up in the bleary morning first they blew you then dry snapped your twiggy heart in two in that order henry swanson: we first met them when they were doing their a level academic tests they had this fit mate juicy lucy corrr what a fox we seriously fancied luce for several sweaty months before meeting their best friend due to extreme shyness and inexperience we were unable to judge how close we were to hooking up with the juice but we then started getting on real well with their best friend and a few weeks later was that first legendary kiss we often still recall it as though it happened only yesterday it was on the corner of the corridor on the top floor next to the stairs before our next class which was geography once more early autumn sunlight streams through the dusty window queue near future retro 70's hippie lens flare effect they put their sweet arm around us brought us in real close and our lips met an entirely new process inside of our soul flowered for the first time a super novel and vitally important in the development of oh another broken researcher stars light up behind our eyes the up rushing of breath oh so much love lust the next day however juice starts giving us a massive slab of frozen shoulder and won't even look in our direction we feel like rancid dung turns out they fancied us and now thought we'd dumped them for their best friend hang on researchers no need to fight there's plenty to go around sorry that was sexist apologies lucy mutual exploration would have been so fine this gorgeous super intelligent researcher never spoke to us again now we're left with useless memories of what might of been that is to say rather than what we should be thinking about which is betraying a close friend with our heavy handed insensitivity which substantially hurt their feelings terminal boredom / super pert visions / vapid endlessness of suburban daytime nowhere holotv life no plot a virtually permanent stiff forehead duck and little substantial meaning but hey plenty of resulting rnd data to deep dive into at a later unconfirmed date all for std something to do though was probably lucky we never got an std get it together swanson and by that we mean get your head out of your arts and far away from useless 404 memory dumps // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]