# fat trades phil aka renegade also known as son of the duke of nowhere classic deep south uk underground amiga demoscener more about the demoscene later dear researcher for now simply understand that phil's widely known for their calculated mediocrity for being as useful as eg a motorbike mounted ashtray as a mystic tree frogs with dials as a fork in a world of soup as a 70's charity shop plastic bead curtain for keeping out the inexorable blue ash grey faced 80's flesh eating undead as a slice of homemade blueberry lemon mascarpone cake against godzilla taste the wild pathetic reticence to engage in preciously promised scenic activity listen to a phil's endless conveniently elf rationalizing justifications for unceasingly consistent exceptionally middling performance for more laughably pathetic phil based dribbling suburban misadventures see researcher robert what's forthcoming mainstream underground data culture pamphlet retrofeel stories from the uk amiga demoscene underground // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]