# every time one mistakenly watches
as some blue suited putz waltzes around another multi million pound house for sale with a ridiculous and insulting hairdo
in professionally edited videos designed only for the uk mega rich and evil
the scientific stomach churns
sitting there sweating in an overpriced rented shoebox owned by a lizard
smell of mold in the bathroom and scuttling silverfish around one's feet
peeling paint in the corners the land lord will no doubt remove from the deposit when they kick you out this winter
big scientists stare at these impossibly grand places advertised online
marveling at how they feature actual architecture
yet scientists feel secretly pleased at the fact these places are in no way zombie proof
that the owner's necks are no less existentially exposed
a warped celebration of deff as great social leveler
// [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]