# enforced hawaiian tshirt fridays when aggressively not well meaning bosses often politely enforce a state of maximum rnd on friday and one's entire forward research team is quote encouraged to wear a garish surf shirt oh to undertake a nice actual unironic holiday far away from such mirthless hyper bland enforced corporate fun while few researchers face hawaiian tshirt fridays anymore such clothing items still feel painfully symbolic of bs archetypal high fiving quote go long teamwork makes the dream work middle manager unsentience that was so vile and soul flattening here in near future retro 80s alchemizing disparate verses from text into implausibly intricate contrivances all while posing around at a shadow guv pool party often akin to making little parasols often placed in lurid tropical drinks as often sipped by researchers attempting to pull off a certain look simultaneously ridiculous and darkly ideological researcher henry swanson terms this look continuous internal assessment casual queue brolin in sicario sporting a predictably garish elf enforced hawaiian friday tshirt and flipflops symbolically signalling being perfectly home in the system // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]