# donald cyborg data ninja
head of the excessively bad purple biosynth data ninja empire
has the internal martial ability to cause calf cramps
donald also uses their large magic fighting pole as a spinning shield against ballistic shuriken
they even use a windup kamikaze hunchback gimp with a metallic dome to block attacks and even deliver emotionally devastating counterstrikes
// [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]