# dear dr orloff krankenwagen we meant what we said about your bestest evar mate the yuppie cork snorting tow rag duckhead dave those one regularly hangs out and actively associates with says a lot about a researcher plain fact is dave's a willing life long member of the big c conservative cruel hearts society and a massive automatic end of a bell if one considers this unadorned fact yet both fails to confront the daves of this world andor immediately stop being pals with them than that makes one a collaborator in willful ignorance and studied indifference you could of had our life long friendship but you were lazy and chose poorly we can't make you like us but good grief why oh why that walking sourdough queef dave one suspects the real reason you imagine the sun constantly shines out of dave's smug hole is because your both as reactionary as one another listening to two of you yuck it up on that naff podcast of yours is depressing first thing that comes to mind as it plays is wow: what a condescending pair of elf satisfied blowers of bugle oil next time you happen to bump into dear dave politely inform that prancing corporate weasel with their fancy watch and luxury private londonium apartment by the docks to take a casual backwards spinning somersault twist right off the nearest burning virtual cliff into a primordial black hole say phoenix a in order not to spoil your wedding day we didn't tell you but dave and their richie rich trouser stain mates were doing dirty cork toots in the nearby public toilet we wonder what this might make you think of dear dave now knowing how long you too have been inseparably bromantic your warped opinion probably hasn't changed one bit if we ever have the misfortune to meet them again kindly inform dave we'll casually shaolin temple angela lansbury no shadow scissor kick their tepid yuppie peanuts into the next galactic time zone yes dear orloff all this is still a personal shout out not a diss we hope you can understand the difference in short try harder my son stop your studied callous disregard for people not like your bestest prawn fnart boner mate dave // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]