# beard pretense regards ultra smug and super passive aggressive rat holes who hide rampant blind ignorance and institutional sociopathy behind thick beards historically speaking in which going out of one's way to rat henry out was a bad idea sharing private information concerning feelings and recent confidential events fellow researcher of strange imaginary play state big science henry swanson ended up threatened with a false lab damage report to be sent to local filth despite all the stupid lonely years passing under the long since collapsed and mossy bridge of memory and useless negative experience researchers of big science do not often forget or forgive in fact have several historically long term plans for such vile bearded toilet twirls no doubt any small truths revealed won't amount to a hill of academic beans but rest assured they'll scour greasy dead academic beards enough for it to count // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]