# armored golf carts also known as mr whirlies important vehicular machinery used when traveling at high casual speed around undead infested secret underground research bases of / from the near future all while roleplaying a ruthless deff machine with super inhumalien abilities perfect for mowing down entire vertical meat curtains of furious rotting hordes custom golf carts as well as modified railway porter's trolleys are used for their stylistic elements as well as for their low maintenance capabilities any researcher who regularly drives or swerves around over andor through rampaging hordes of ravening undead in an open top four researcher golf cart deserves to be termed a big scientist no matter what their oddly specific rnd orientations said carts often arrive with standard sub standard extra chunky bite proof tires full frontal assault electric aggro bumpers engines with enough torque to pull a hundred tonne greasy nfr 70's transport cafe on wheels featuring patent ultra hardcore biofreak removal operatives v788 bsz body popper chain cannon 120tv lightning thrower slung underneath snap on wipe clean synthetic leather seats burning razor wire camo netting and guaranteed clog free japanese format music researcher when a couple of hungry flesh eating mothers make a lunge for sweaty student necks though the doorless frames one knows they're having a great day of repo intensity and internal biosynth data ninja kung fu enjoyment most carts still appear modeled after the classic ones seen in nfr 70's sci fi simulation silent running while some still take 10p pieces in order to operate so find oneself out of change when the undead attack and be outta moldy blue ash grey faced luck // [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]