# aka trader jones
diggin by the seat belts now plays in the lab background
in which most researchers consider fellow researcher colonel is ok k'tangi is none other than legendary scener trader jones
it's certainly not the colonel's alleged second in command major constipation
in which they may also even appear as freelance heating engineer henry tuttle but that possibility aside trader jones is often seen in action in everyday retro 80's amiga based video playspace tagged another world
their strictly action oriented style is to pop out of the most unlikely places in unexpected ways and opportune times
researcher trader jones is therefore commonly associated with researchers who pop out from under floorboards out of drain covers from behind overhead heating ducts to hand fellow researchers teh sokalled l8est
be it news software gossip or the hottest developments in stolen alien interdimensional teleportation tech
unlike the kernel the real life daily uk counterpart to trader jones is fellow researcher k0de blue's uncle or unc since they too are zero degree slick and ultra laid back
they even play electric guitar and own a smooth custom motorbike
it's said jones earned their master's degrees in arts kicking and has a phd in badass mother ology from plisskin's institute for pwnage
but that's just silly idle talk from greenhorn lamers and need not concern modem scientists
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