# 4th dimensional faith fighter
a kung fu movie so off the wall it's hard to describe to anyone who’s never been willingly exposed to psychoactive 80's video
for example buddha’s palm / holy flame of the martial world / zu warriors from the magic mountain / the battle wizard / ninja iii: the domination / riki-oh: the story of ricky / jade dagger ninja / taoism drunkard / devil fetus / mystics in bali / smaster of the flying guillotine / return of the basket swordsman / the nine demons / 5 element ninjas / encounters of the spooky kind / future ninja: stealth joy cloud device side story / drunken tai chi / heroic trio / ghost snatchers / boxer’s omen / future cops / the seventh curse / robo vampire / cyber ninja
a beautiful disaster that feels orchestrated by a sentient funhouse mirror
hapless viewers are soon on their knees wondering what mindbending alternate dimension they've fallen into
featuring giant internal energy blasts mythical creatures and ridiculously flamboyant martial arts techniques that not only break the laws of physics but rewrite them
also of course impossibly ancient magic humming tai chi swords with double rainbow lens flaring halos which appear when drawn from their scabbards along with a sudden rising metallic sound
with its total devotion to fabulous imagery and bizarre visual splendor 4dff makes other flicks appear perfectly rational and reasonable by comparison
researchers should note however there's a whole culture industry devoted to deep diving such torrid cinematic scan lined crt rabbit holes
it's real easy to seriously geek out on such cheese and get sucked into endless dusty / rusty and oversaturated lower level mainstream underground pop subculture grindhouse vhs shelving units
a video vortex of lurid electromagnetic dream delights where cleaning off mold splicing tape fixing cases and dealing with the direct emotional aftermath of terminal delamination come as standard
// [[republic of bob contents | imaginary pastime republic of bob]]