*\[INTRO THEME]* ### ALEXANDER J. NEWALL Hi everyone, Alex here to pep you up with Big Cable Knit Jumper Energy. Now, some of you might not know this, but after a long hard day of brutally murdering your favourite characters, there is nothing I like more than sitting down in a big comfy armchair and enjoying a nice hot cup of Fluffy-Wuffy-uwu-Nonsense-Juice. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Alex, the world is dying, held hostage corporate greed and myopic self-interested political leaders. I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got go eat the rich!” And I hear you, I really do. Eating the rich IS important. But so is self-care. And sometimes you’ve got to slow down to smell the flowers. So, with that in mind, we wanted to give you a little something to help you out. A soupçon of silliness to send you on your way. And so we present to you this lovingly crafted season one bonus fluff episode, affectionately titled “Plenty More Fish”, which is full to the brim with positivity like friendship, love, and …punctuality. And is guaranteed completely organic and free from artificial horrors. So, while you are waiting for your Amazon Basics Guillotine to arrive, why not sit back, relax and enjoy a taste of our delicious nonsense. **\[Sips]** Mmm… Yum.