## Details Title: Dialectical Theory DIKTE? (Sep 20) No Estimated Length: 100k Goals: - The timeline of this fic would revolve around Yuji and Yuuta’s wedding, the honeymoon, and Nobara’s pregnancy LOL **Reading Time For This Page** 8min ## Pitch >Yuji and Yuuta are getting married, and Megumi is the best man trying to keep it hidden that he… is actually the first member of their college trio to ACTUALLY get married. To Sukuna. > >When the joint bachelor party goes haywire, Nobara’s birth control fails and she doesn’t know who the father is. The plans to end her fake engagement to Sukuna are foiled, and they play off her pregnancy as it being Sukuna’s kid. > >To avoid scrutiny about their secret marriage, Megumi and Sukuna have planned their own mock-honeymoon at the same time as Yuji and Yuuta’s. Unfortunately for them both, Yuji and Yuuta have had the same idea, same destination, and same hotel reservations and still don’t know that Megumi and Sukuna are married. ## The Timeline I know that entire pitch sounds insane but I swear it makes sense. #### Sukuna and Nobara - The resolution in Triangular Theory is that Megumi is fully outed by the Kugisakis, and so the squad plays a new angle by saying, “Nobara thought Megumi would be better accepted by the family than her ACTUAL FIANCÉ, SUKUNA GET OUT HERE” and it’s Sukuna all tatted up and looking completely against all the Kugisakis stand for - But then they realize that Sukuna’s actually an upstanding gentleman with a mostly-clean record and they’re like “We understand why you thought we wouldn’t accept him, but so long as it isn’t MEGUMI FUSHIGURO!!!!” - And so the Kugisakis accept Sukuna as Nobara’s “actual fiancé.” - They also use Nobara’s ring to seal the deal[^1] - And so in the third book, Sukuna’s gonna be reeeeally playing it up to the Kugisakis. Going to dinners, meeting the family, attending holidays - And Maki’s chill with it - Maki’s also just not interested in parading their relationship about and being performative since she’s an elementary school teacher - I think she’ll be going through a calm-down phase from her party/clubbing years and the squad will think this is really weird like “Maki?? Going to tea parties on the weekends with all her colleagues?? Wearing midi skirts and cardigans? wtf” - Also, Nobara’s lifestyle is very hectic still and Maki becomes more introverted and not interested in going to every single party anymore #### The Bachelor Party >[!warning] HELLA NSFW - The bachelor party is for both Yuji AND Yuuta so they’re all in attendance - Yuji, Yuuta, Nobara, Sukuna, Megumi, Maki, - I kinda want them to go to Miami LOL and they just BALL OUT - Like, I think it starts pretty chill hanging out on the beeeach, getting tannnn, going to the spaaaa… And then Maki’s like “ONE more club and then I’m DONE. I’m leaving this life behind me!” - And then they all just get WASTED - At the hotel they got one of those suites with connecting rooms and stuff - And I think Yuji and Yuuta leave early and just don’t make it to their bedroom LMAO and so obvi when the rest of the gang arrives they walk in on Yuji and Yuuta and Megumi at this point is so comfortable with them that he’s like “Whoa can I join.” - And Sukuna would be like “You guys have fun. I’m going to bed because… Don’t want to see my brother like that.” - And Nobara is just fujoshi-ing it up just watching - I feel like Maki and Megumi would be in a weird headspace about having an orgy with each other on opposite sides of the room you know what I mean - Because they lived for four years together listening to each other have sex through the walls LMAO so I think they’re weirdly comfortable with each other but pretend not to be - And since they’re on opposite sides of the sexuality spectrum they wouldn’t cross paths sexually if that makes sense… - Anyway I think choreography-wise, Maki’s on Nobara’s face, Yuji’s on top of Nobara, Megumi’s topping Yuji, but Megumi does not finish inside Yuji and accidentally gets some on Nobara hence… the paternity later LOL - I do kind of like the idea of Nobara DP-ing where she’s lying on her back on Yuuta’s stomach and he’s… you know. And then Yuji can feel Yuuta through her vaginal wall kinda… and Yuji doesn’t end up finishing in Nobara either he kinda switches up and fucks Yuuta till he finishes while Nobara’s still on top of him - This is probably waaaay too graphic of an explanation for an obsidian note but I FEEL LIKE IF I DON’T GET THE CHOREOGRAPHY DOWN NOW, I’LL FORGET AND GET CONFUSED LATER - But I think it’d be funny if everyone thinks it’s Yuji because he was the one ACTUALLY penetrating Nobara where it counts PFFF BUT THEN SHE’S LIKE “UM… ACTUALLY…” - Because imagine if this all happens and then Nobara accidentally walks in on Sukuna and Megumi in the shower or something the next morning PFFF - And I think Sukuna would just ravish her (consensually of course LOL) while Megumi watches - I also like the idea that Sukuna’s like “it absolutely could NOT be my child” because he secretly got a vasectomy at some point in his life - And then what if off screen Nobara, Yuji, and Yuuta do it again but she genuinely tears something because my girl needs to CHILL for a second - And Nobara just thinks she’s sore cuz duh so it takes a couple days until she and Maki try and get frisky and it hurts - And so they all end up at the hospital in Miami and they do a pregnancy test just cuz standard procedure - And they’re like “uh… you’re preganté actually also your vaginal wall RIP.” - Thus concludes the bachelor party LOL #### Nobara’s Pregnancy - So basically Nobara and Maki are speechless - Maki’s always wanted to have kids and Megumi’s always been like “lol what why” - And now Nobara’s like “Well… I just got hired full-time… and we’ve been meaning to move to a bigger place… And it’s not like we’re gonna get married… Idk what we’re waiting for.” - But then Sukuna’s like “Wait wait wait, in case you forgot, all your relatives are gonna think it’s MY kid. I don’t want my name on the birth certificate if you’re really gonna do this.” - And Maki’s like “It’s fine. You two can call off your engagement and it’s whatever.” - But both Nobara and Sukuna are like “we CANNOT do that now are you joking” because they want the first Kugisaki grandkid to be in on the inheritance PFFF ESPECIALLY IF IT’S A BOY BECAUSE PATRIARCHY AND MISOGYNY. - Nobara and Sukuna are both like “Holy shit we’re actually gonna have to get married aren’t we.” - But Sukuna’s like “Um… we literally cannot get married.” but doesn’t explain why (he’s already married to Megumi legally now for tax benefits) - So they decide to have the world’s longest engagement but go through with pretending the child is Sukuna’s meanwhile Yuji’s fully like “This is my kid I’m so ready to be a father let’s fucking GOOOOO DUDE” - And by “world’s longest engagement” I mean it they practically sign a contract for a six year engagement fake-co-parenting et cetera #### The Honeymoon - After the honeymoon Yuji and Yuuta haven’t disclosed where they’re going and keep saying that they’re gonna do a minimoon and save up for an ACTUAL honeymoon - Meanwhile Sukuna and Megumi have planned a week off work at home and Megumi’s GEARING UP FOR IT - He really wants to try roleplaying and has this whole fantasy in his head where he chains Sukuna up all week and “prevents him from going to work” (they both called off work) - And he’s so amped up about it but hasn’t told Sukuna any of his plans until the day arrives and he shows up to bags packed tickets on the counter and Sukuna’s like “I booked us a resort in Spain” - And now Megumi’s SUUUPER upset because he’d wanted to do this roleplay thing but is trying to be grateful for the Spain trip and Sukuna’s like “I don’t understand why you’re disappointed about this” as they’re on the plane - And Megumi’s like “because I really wanted to try roleplaying…” - And Sukuna’s like 😳 “We can try it at the hotel” - And Megumi’s like “That defeats the purpose. We can’t do it at the hotel.” - And now Sukuna wants to know what the roleplay was and Megumi refuses to tell him because he’s embarrassed it didn’t work out - And so their honeymoon has a rough start LOL and Sukuna’s trying to make it up to Megumi - Anyway halfway through their vacation Megumi goes down to the lobby and wouldn’t ya know YUJI AND YUUTA ARE CHECKING IN. AT THE VERY SAME HOTEL. - And Megumi’s like “SHIT” because they still don’t know that Megumi and Sukuna are married and this is technically their own honeymoon - Cue Megumi and Sukuna trying to avoid Yuji and Yuuta at the resort only to BUMP INTO JUNPEI IN TOWN. ##### Junpei - Junpei fled NYC after the engagement party[^2] He majored in Spanish and is now an English teacher abroad in Spain - Some program he got into through the university - He’s been living there ever since and when he runs into Megumi and Sukuna he’s like “What the fuck is your problem?? Did you follow me here or something??” - And Megumi’s like “AS IF Stay away from Yuji” - And Junpei’s like “Yuji’s here? Is he still with that guy?” - And so Junpei finds out that Yuji and Yuuta are on their honeymoon and Junpei’s PISSED. ##### How it ends - I lowkey want Megumi to try bottoming again (third time) and BREAK SUKUNA’S DICK - And Megumi’s in a panic he’s like “oh god oh fuck” and tells Yuji he’s like “If you get a call from a hospital in Spain don’t be alarmed” but MEGUMI GETS THE CALL. HE’S THE EMERGENCY CONTACT NOW and that’s how we find out that Yuji is no longer Sukuna’s emergency contact - I might not do this tho LOL - Sukuna’s been to enough hospitals let’s not scar him further #### How I Met Your Father - After the kid’s born, babies have blue eyes and then they eventually change - They change to green and everyone’s like “… WHAT.” - And Maki did NOT want the kid to have Zenin blood and assumed they were safe because Megumi never technically “had sex” with Nobara - So now everyone’s confused LMAOOO and Nobara and Maki decide to get a paternity test even though they said they wouldn’t and didn’t care - Megumi and Nobara are just beside themselves confused - And now everyone’s teasing Sukuna they’re like “MAN you’re lucky you don’t have a uterus you’d have six kids by now!” - Which triggers a lowkey breeding kink PFFF - Anyway. ## Footnotes [^1]: Nobara’s ring from the ring-making workshop in Triangular Theory [^2]: This is teased in Triangular Theory when Megumi makes a comment about “I’m surprised Yuji hasn’t run into Junpei yet” because what were the odds Megumi runs into Inumaki but Yuji doesn’t run into Junpei